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Ben Wilkinson's avatar

I’m still traumatised/sickeningly aroused/terrified by this git, as you well know.

Rory Waterman's avatar

Ha! Is that because you are (a) obviously very lazy but (b) happy to take the long route (in your running shoes, natch)?

Ben Wilkinson's avatar

It’s because you performed this at me, before an audience of surely at least thirty or so, in a style that can only be described as poem-as-haunting-lap-dance.

Rory Waterman's avatar

You didn’t give me twenty quid, and I served you for longer than the standard three minutes. I am the haunted one.